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In honor of a very confused mass murderer<\/em>, the first conquistador to con the eastern shores of the New World, and the man who bravely envisioned the vast possibilities of the trans-Atlantic slave trade<\/em>, here’s a post-colonial toast to the one and only Cristoforo Colombo<\/strong>. May he writhe in his tomb for eternity! Or at least until we get a proper national holiday celebrating Indigenous people’s rights<\/a>. I hope this playlist puts you in the mood to dance on his grave.<\/p>\n Also, above is a freakin hilarious music video I made to promote the new Captain Planet album<\/a> with help from my dear old friend Akira Thompson<\/a>, ill DJ\/partyrocker\/graphic designer Plann B<\/a>, and his most highly talented partner in crime Maricel Sison<\/a>.<\/p>\n Captain Planet<\/strong> :